The Pink Compass Your Mother Broke But We Can Still Read It - MY WEDDING RING DOESN’T FIT ANYMORE PLUS I LOST IT (TWICE)

INERTIA BE DAMNED! I AM HERE TO UNEARTH THE HELL YES. GOOD SIR, PLEASE DO NOT SHINE YOUR SPELUNKING HEADLAMP IN MY EYES. LOOK AWAY! I DO NOT MEAN BUSINESS, I MEAN PLAY, PLIABLE AND PLAY DOUGHY, PLATO WOULD BE PROUD IF HE COULD SEE ME SO FAR OUT OF THE CAVE. MAYBES AND MAYBE NOTS HAVE NO BEARING ON MY BOISTEROUS BOUNCE, I AM UNEQUIVOCALLY BATSHIT FOR THE ESSENCE OF THE DAWN. MARROW OR BLUE BLOOD ONLY. DO NOT GIVE ME THAT RED JUICE OR ANYTHING THAT'S IN THE LIGHT. HIDDEN IS THE BOON I SEEK, A PICKPOCKET OF THE ANCIENT BARDS, I'VE REWIRED ABRAXAS AND MY COSTUME IS SHEER NUDITY THESE DAYS. BESIDES, I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO JOKE ABOUT THE YOLK. YOU SILLY EGGMAN. RELAX IN MY PRESENCE, MY SISTER DATED GOD.

YOURS INTUITIVELY,

MR. D FOR DARLING

and now we must break character or rather pretend to be normal and type out the proper credits i guess. here goes...

episode written and performed by Zachary Murdock x Kevin Joseph x Molly Mitchell-Hardt x Lauren Zavlunov x Ruby Modine

music by Red Buttonz x Kevin Joseph x Zachary Murdock x Sher Vantiger

mixed by RedButtonz

cover photo by Erick Madrid

stay beautiful & mostly foolish!